My dear, it’s 2018
Just go out there and be happy
Make your money and fall in love
And if your love interest don’t respond
Mute their ass
And leave them thinking you still care
Life is much too short to complicate
Cut those extra baggage:
The meaningless people,
The no hopers,
The intellectual munchkins,
The insufferable wannabes
People who weigh you down with drama
Set them off on the highway to hell
And when your day is done
Go home:
And if you feel like it
Pleasure yourself too!

That too, is love
Its 2018, baby.
And it’s all about you